February 2012
t33nleijon:
mailbomb:
oxygen and potassium went on a date
it was OK
orangealley:
i keep picturing the whole homestuck fandom fighting to hide in cupboards and under tables and behind doors of this big house, sniggering and giggling and people keep slapping each other and going SHHHH, and meanwhile there’s dante basco walking through each room looking in all the wrong places
and hidden in a cookie jar in the kitchen are the panels where hussie snogs rufio and...
john-has-been-sherlocked:
fullmetalbrony answered your question: My friend Daniel and I have recently encountered trouble on a server we play on. The OP is a complete asshole who is using his powers to kill us every chance he gets. SO! We need a new server. If anyone knows some servers we could join, that’s be fantastic.
What game? Minecraft?
Yeah
I have a server, but I never play on it. :P
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I have a silent friendship with so many of you omg we never talk but we always like/reblog each other and I just love you from a distance jkdhgd
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm straight
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm out of your league
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
You guys.
shybrohoof:
if i get 50 notes on this, I will make an OC pony. good luck. hehehe
One more note!
oh you master of reverse psychology
i really want to click it now
you told me not to
that just makes me what wonders are held within
please stop and let me have some self control
this is truly a masterpiece of advertising
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anthonyinasweater started following you
But
Aren’t you tumblr-famous?
And you’re following me?
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I wish I got into track.
^^^^^^
slappityslapslap:
ask-fantasma:
bronycurious:
jackle-app:
jake-is-a-spoon:
captainbonertopia:
homesteak:
i’m sorry but
i just
omg
Always reblog
It’s back.
jesus
O___O
okay. wut did i just watch.
REBLOG EVERY TIME.
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Me: I've just seen Benedict Cumberbatch's bum and I now understand why people like butts. That thing is mesmerizing. It's like a great white circular chariot, responsible for carrying the most perfect upper body in existence, and held aloof by two beautifully crafted stilts.
Friend: That's...poetic. Actually, I feel a bit embarrassed for him just by reading that.
Me: His bum is like two cream pies mushed together on top of thin cream pillars, covered by perfectly whipped mounds of cream, and garnished by curlie-qs of chocolate.
Friend: Okay. That's enough. I get the picture.
Me: His bottom is the moon, his body is made from the constellations of stars, and his hair is the dark black of space. He stretches on, vast in his beauty, ageless, endless, and infinite.
Friend: Stop. Please stop.
Me: His buttocks is like-
Friend: Oh. I’ve just looked him up. That is a rather nice ass, yes.
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That awkward moment when
buildanewbeginning:
Teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being homosexual.
Reblog if people say you don’t look your age.
ask-caramel-pony:
bass-hooves:
red-delicious-pony:
asksugarhigh:
jack-stuffington:
ask-nopony:
jack-stuffington:
im 14,yet i’ve been mistaken for an 18 yr old 32 times now
YOU’RE 18?
no,im 14…..people mistake me for an 18 yr old….they all say im handsome,attractive,sexy,cute,all that fake-ass bullshit
i know they’re lying
People say I look 12. I’m 14.
people say I look...